| 3145. The sinkhole by the clamshell gym sucking in the bunker. Now I'm waiting for the whole FOB to swollow itself. | |
| 3144. ILB because of "Spring Clean Up". In this country, that's the ultimate oxymoron. | |
| 3143. If God/Allah/Buddha ever decides to give the world an enema, He'll have to plug in right here... | |
| 3142. Because after an IDF attack you get everyone's opinion on what really happened followed up by more "safety briefings" | |
| 3141. ->3137 ILB because where else will you find a non-spelling idiot correcting another non-spelling idiot. *("Seabees") | |
| 3140. The MPs must really be involved into finding whoever stole the bridges to the Koehle DFAC, they cordoned off a crime scene and everything. | |
| 3139. because Mustache March is OVER, but these d-bags are still rocking their pedi(file)-staches! | |
| 3138. ILB because running a full marathon is offered as a activity to battle boredom | |
| 3137. ILB because people think the term B-Hut is spelled BEEHUT and references Seabeas as opposed to "Barracks Hut" | |
| 3136. You know you are under a lot of stress in Bagram when you start getting on your own nerves. | |
| 3135. Hey 3126 at least you don't have to face Cannon AFB sober. | |
| 3134. ILB 3133- If they spend all day in your way at the gym and PX, then you must not spend much time at work either. | |
| 3133. ILB because apparently the Polish military only works for 15 minutes a day the rest is spent in my way at the PX and gym... | |
| 3132. Our Major just referred to NIPRNET as FACEBOOKNET. | |
| 3131. ilb because most everyone that lives in a BEEHUT but has never heard of the Seabees.. | |
| 3130. ILB because our unit hold a 100 mile race and CSM doesent allow anyone to wear a hat or boonie cap while running. | |
| 3129. 3117 Go down by the haji mart on the south end of disney the street sign says Disney Blvd. I cant make it up. | |
| 3128. ILB because I feel much more safe and secure when the transient soft skinned tents are secured with cipher locks. | |
| 3127. ILB because when the Britney Spears music video playlist comes on in the DFAC every LN stops working | |
| 3126. ILB, cause sad to say, this place has more things to do than Cannon AFB, New Mexico. | |
| 3125. Because I had cut through concertina wire to get to billeting from PAX Terminal | |
| 3124. ILB because I get to see the Egyptian Military, wherein apparently everyone looks like Super Mario | |
| 3123. ILB because I just read that enlisted military is ranked as the 3rd worst job (Out of 200). Garbage man ranks #159. Now I love this place that much more. | |
| 3122. The highlight of last week: Replacing the creamy middles of several Oreos with Pepsodent and dropping them off in the pilot's lounge at work. | |
| 3121. Cause I got some other dude's underwear back from the laundry and I wear them cause I just don't care anymore. | |
| 3120. Because when your here and you find out your marriage is over, it just seems like a fitting place to have it happen. | |
| 3119. ILB for its ability to instill a sense of safety by placing signs outside my barracks entitled, "Mass Casualty Collection Point" | |
| 3118. Anyone see the guy who dresses like a retarded version of Malcolm X in the PAX? | |
| 3117. At 3084...it's just Disney....plain fucking Disney....are you trying to mail a letter or find the Green Bean on your GPS...WTF? | |
| 3116. ILB Because Clamshell Gym is a great place to go and see grown Men wearing clothing purchased at Kids R US!!! | |
| 3115. ILB because this is the only place where Afghani's will come to repo your leased unit vehicles | |
| 3114. I was just informed that some of my posts probably don't make it to this blog because I use too much profanity. I just don't see what the f*** the problem is here! | |
| 3113. ILB because even after 6 months here, dudes that came here fat are leaving just as fat... mind=blown. | |
| 3112. B/C the Doc said I'm not the only one who got the clap in the Flour compound! | |
| 3111. Because we are tossing around ideas of how to justify buying $3,000 worth of curtains for our BDE HQ's | |
| 3110. where else is Red Bull a priceless commodity while you can find emeralds in the road gravel with ease? | |
| 3109. I.L.B. because when you show up the mountains are beautiful and the chick are ok, but in no time the mountains are ok and the chick are beautiful. | |
| 3108. Finally, a place for Sergeant Majors to spread their wisdom to the masses! | |
| 3107. The plot for the movie District 9 must have been from somebody that spent time in BAF. | |
| 3106. ILB because not even the DFACs can follow their own menu thats posted on the BAF site | |
| 3105. ILB because i got hit in the fucking face by a fox or coyote turd that a bird was carrying.....i got third hand shit on. how does that happen? | |
| 3104. because I got to see the epic fail of 2 treadmills flying off the back of a flat bed on Disney Bouledriveave today | |
| 3103. ILB because Grady has decided to make their bacon sushi style. Uncooked. | |
| 3102. Getting ready to rub one out to some of the naked hotties drawn on the bathroom walls only to find out that some douche nozzle had drawn penis's on all of them... | |
| 3101. ILB because even though we have vehicles everywhere, the "NO PARKING" signs keep us from putting them anywhere. | |
| 3100. ILB because people will be become so desperate they will start hitting on the FLUOR employee at the DFAC. | |
| 3099. I love our new cross walk by Kolee DFAC thanks for making me walk just a little bit more out of my way. | |
| 3098. because i feel like bubba from forrest gump when i list how many ways fluor has made chicken. | |
| 3097. B/C for some reason, Asian chicks seem get an extra 2 point bonus on the Bagram scale. | |
| 3096. Because the story we get about just how we are going to make a graceful exit from this hellhole of a country changes daily. | |
| 3095. @3094 Just wait until next week, you will get someone else's underwear. Problem solved. | |
| 3094. Thanks Dragon laundry for the extra socks, but where's my underwear? If any one has a good technique for making a loincloth out of a sock please post instructions. | |
| 3093. because the Air Force has completely given up on shaving. | |
| 3092. because I decided to face reality today and got really depressed. | |
| 3091. ILB b/c somehow even the bottled water gives me heartburn...FML | |
| 3090. ILB because everyone who has been on this site within the last week, at some point of their day tried to find out what the "MAIN DRAG" is really called to make sure #3084 is aware.... | |
| 3089. ILB because the day shift HVAC guy has a completely different reason than the night shift HVAC guy as to what is wrong with your heater unit...yet neither can fix it. | |
| 3088. ILB beacause at the DFAC they seem to think putting left over easter decorations around where the ice cream use to be will make up for the LACK of icecream | |
| 3087. 3084. the street sign by ECP 1 says Disney Blvd. | |
| 3086. @ 3084 - Disney Ave. | |
| 3085. because nothing says Easter quite like the decapitated Jesus head carved on a watermelon in Yelner | |
| 3084. ILB because in one month I've heard the main drag reffered to as Dinsey Road, Disney Drive, and Disney Boulevard. Which is it? | |
| 3083. ILB Because helicopter pilots seem to have some competition to see who can make your RLB shake the most. | |
| 3082. I love the handicapped parking by the hospital. I guess its code for "Air Force Field Grade parking" LOL. | |
| 3081. ILB because it is a vacation – picturesque mountains, beautiful sunrises, air show entertainment, cultural excitement, birds, great food, meeting exotic people - AND IT IS ALL FREE! | |
| 3080. b/c the BDE and BN now want a rose garden and it's a top priority... | |
| 3079. Because that ONE time I decide to do intense cardio before work; I find out that none of the showers have power. | |
| 3078. On the bottles of water it says "Store in clean, dry, and cool place" Has anyone see one of those here? 1 outta 3 aint bad. | |
| 3077. ILB because everyone at the poker table has a loaded weapon. | |
| 3076. Because the hospital chaplain played AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell' on his guitar in tribute to this place! | |
| 3075. Because having bullets that fall apart in the magazine makes me glad I'm a pog | |
| 3074. The female pilot that looks like Tomb Raider. Thank you Ma'am | |
| 3073. I Love Bagram because although we are having a bigger PX built, its just more room rrom for empty space. | |
| 3072. Who contracted Tim Burton to design the Styrofoam Easter scene in the Dragon? | |
| 3071. Getting propositioned at the port-a-john....ILB | |
| 3070. because no matter which direction you walk, the wind is always blowing dirt in your face. | |
| 3069. because I found out dozens of people were sent home from a party and I wasn't sure if I was happy I didn't go or sad that I wasn't invited | |
| 3068. ILB because when i first got here i thought the mountains were a strategic decision for this base to keep the enemy out, but then i realized it was to keep us from getting out. | |
| 3067. ILB cuase the crap I buy here, I would never buy in the states. | |
| 3066. Because its necessary after R&R to sign into the Warrior Restoration Center so you can transition back to the BAF life. | |
| 3065. ILB because this past week our shop finally worked together. Just to locate a good copy of "Hunger Games". | |
| 3064. because today I saw a guy exiting a bathroom stall carrying a full-sized oscillating fan. WTF? | |
| 3063. ILB because the Hajjis load papertowels upside-down in the dispenser. | |
| 3062. ILB becasue FLUOR Village after dark is the next best thing to Amsterdam red light district. | |
| 3061. Because someone actually hired a contractor with an 18" bong tattoo on his arm... | |
| 3060. ILB because no one seems to care that SniperHill routes through a Russian telecommunications company. | |
| 3059. because defeating Angry Birds Space in one day is my only notable accomplishment since I deployed. | |
| 3058. because BBQ DFAC can't hard boil eggs | |
| 3057. ILB cause today I saw a person sheilding there hair, so it would not get messed up by the rain using a US Goverment issued laptop. | |
| 3056. because 3035, now for entertainment I sit near bagram 5's at dinner to eavesdrop on failed relationships from their last deployment | |
| 3055. Because it continues to make sense to allow a truck with 5 ANA soldiers in the back with machine guns roam the post indiscriminately. | |
| 3054. ILB since I went to salsa night and when I left I felt ashamed that I was earning Combat and Hazard duty pay. | |
| 3053. Walking out of the Green Bean with a fresh coffee, taking that first sip and feeling a cool mist of water land on your face and lips, then turning around to see that the mist is coming from the TCN hitting the inside of a portapotty with a power washer...bring on the Hepatitis Q! | |
| 3052. ILB.. Scenario: Yes, an empty spot... damn no parking sign. Oh wait lets try there... Damn "NO PARKING"... lets try that small corner... Damit! "NO PARKING"... | |
| 3051. because the etching in my favorite toilet stall, "U R A Zombie" is 100% accurate | |
| 3050. ILB because of all the male tramp stamps I've seen. Really? Lower back tattoos on dudes? DADT! | |
| 3049. @3041 -- Please pull me over.... I will be easy to find. I will be in the white truck with the dents in it....o wait...thats every truck here....Happy Hunting. | |
| 3048. ILB...because waiting for a flight out of here is almost like waiting to get released from Prison....sit in your room all day waiting for someone to tell you when you are leaving. | |
| 3047. Is that a Lt. Colonel, yes?, yes?..get ready to salute.... nope....Specialist | |
| 3046. ILB because just when you think you can't be disappointed any more by this place... your ILB comment gets denied. |
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