| 3452. because corruption in my office is more rampant than afghanistan in its entirety. | |
| 3451. ILB because dead birds are as common as rocks and this is the only place that that's ok. | |
| 3450. Becasue I realize now, ther is a place year round, that is worse than Minot AFB in the winter. | |
| 3449. The lab witches think they are 10's yet no man comes near them because they don't change their underwear for 3 days. | |
| 3448. American Buffets: All you can eat. BAF DFAC Buffets: All you can keep down. | |
| 3447. Because today one of our Navy guys said, "My wife tried to teach me how to drive a manual, and that didn't even work out"... Man card REVOKED! | |
| 3446. Because when I go home on vacation, I try to limit the total time spent complaining about Bagram to less than 6 hours. | |
| 3445. first place I've been where it makes more sense to wash your hands before you use the latrine than after. | |
| 3444. ILB because I was just informed I lost "street cred" on Disney for wearing a gay hat. | |
| 3443. The war must be over! We were just told today that there is now a 44 passenger bus patrolling BAF picking up uniform violators using headphones, not wearing eye-pro, etc. If we spent as much effort harassing the Taliban as we inflict on ourselves, this thing would be over by now... | |
| 3442. because if you dont wear your refletive belt the terroist win | |
| 3441. ILB because the person guarding the gym is on a sneaker waiver | |
| 3440. Because all the trash lying around actually adds beauty to this shit hole. | |
| 3439. Bagram Air Field it's not what right looks like. | |
| 3438. ILB because it should be the 8th wonder of the world. How we could occupy a space for over a decade and it remain such a shit hole is beyond comprehension. | |
| 3437. Because I just got told by a Sgt Major he was going to talk to my Sgt Major and all i could do is chuckle because im airforce...when you find one Sgt let me know :) | |
| 3436. ILB because even after serving in numerous combat zones I have had more guns pointed at me in the Bagram DFACs. | |
| 3435. Because when I tell grandpa my stories from the suck, he and his VFW buddies laugh at me and my bitching. | |
| 3434. There's an old saying: There's no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza. I think that theory has been disproven on both counts right here at BAF... | |
| 3433. Because out of bordome after chow tonight I found out the flashing speed limit sign goes to at least 59...new goal as well as old goal... 69 | |
| 3432. ILB because when I take things to the burn pit I swear I can taste cancer... | |
| 3431. Because trying to walk through Koehle DFAC at lunch is like an orgy....when you see an opening go for it! | |
| 3430. Bagram Protip: Put toilet paper in your piss bottle to act as a "silencer". | |
| 3429. ILB Because 3427 is a tree hugger. Take a look around you man, we burn raw trash and dump millions of gallons of jet fuel into the atmosphere in the form of exhaust gas all right here at lovely Bagram. So fuck your trees. | |
| 3428. ILB because I saw 3 grown men with machine guns on their backs get reprimanded for not looking both ways before crossing the street. | |
| 3427. ILB because they will cut down half the trees on the base to install an over size drainage system that will be dry 10 months out of the year. | |
| 3426. ILB because it's the only place you can get a European STD and an Asia foot fungis. | |
| 3425. ILB because everything here was designed by and for someone that will never exceed 5 feet tall and 105 pounds. | |
| 3424. ILB because I'm part of the TEXAS FLYING CLUB! | |
| 3423. Because my roommates decided to tell me their entire masturbatory history for no reason | |
| 3422. Because the T-Shirt they made for the 5-mile run was so lame, I decided to sleep all day instead. | |
| 3421. ILB because when the sand bags fall off the bunkers no one puts them back. They just park on top of them now. | |
| 3420. Because i sign up for a 5mile run in hopes of running behind a cute girl and get boxed in by overweight airforce guys | |
| 3419. ILB because every morning when I come to my office I am reminded that puppies will kill you. | |
| 3418. because there was an extra spoon in my utensil packet..WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? | |
| 3417. after countless meals at Grady DFAC, I still don't know what an "action salad" is | |
| 3416. ILB because if you follow the signs, you will never reach the RPAT yard | |
| 3415. ILB because it taught me to appreciate anywhere else. | |
| 3414. because it has single-handedly increased manual transmission sales. | |
| 3413. Because the loaded spinach salad at Grady contains no spinach. | |
| 3412. I used to make fun of people who use facebook as much as I do | |
| 3411. Soft core morale drive porn | |
| 3410. ILB because @3366 actually takes cover during IDF. I didn't realize people really did that. | |
| 3409. Because of that one guy who decides it's ok to walk to the showers completely naked while the towel is draped casually over his shoulder | |
| 3408. I figured out a new way to starch my socks | |
| 3407. Because the only real difference between grey and black water is the color of the truck | |
| 3406. My virginity somehow came back... | |
| 3405. because on any random night you can hear DHL karyioki night and it's always the same...strangled cat. | |
| 3404. ILB because I actually found a use for google canada. | |
| 3403. ILB because this is the only place on the planet where Jordache is still popular | |
| 3402. because all the clothing in the exchanges are sized for contractors and Navy girls. | |
| 3401. ILB because at the DFAC Teriyaki sauce is classified as "High Performance Food". | |
| 3400. because the food is stronger than the plasticware. | |
| 3399. becuase even the flies are smart enough not to hang around here. | |
| 3398. ILB because each time I walk into the Post Office with my weapon, I'm committing a felony. . .and getting away with it!!!! | |
| 3397. because the US pull out plan is about as successful as mine was in the old tower in 2005 and like me they will be paying for it for 18 years | |
| 3396. Because going to the PAX terminal is like Hotel California: You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave! | |
| 3395. The Ambien Challenge: Taking 2 Ambien and trying to finish jerking off before passing out. | |
| 3394. because we watch movies like Shawshank Redemption and The Last Castle for inspiration. Maybe someday we, too, can tunnel out.. | |
| 3393. #236 is The Great White Buffalo. | |
| 3392. Because I just spoke to a millionaire contractor that lives with 10 other guys in a tent like a homeless shelter. | |
| 3391. I love Bagram because everytime I go to midnight chow, the guys making the grilled-cheese sandwiches always wink at me. I guess six-foot three-inch tall black guys are an exotic commodity for them. | |
| 3390. Because scoring a dime bag of crack is EASIER, than scoring a ripe banana at the DFAC! | |
| 3389. because the lapus they sell is actually fossilized port-a-john fluid. | |
| 3388. because the rock fitness center has over 1,000 waters in the fridge and every single one is the temperature of a freshly used suppository. | |
| 3387. ILB -Because the Post Office lady says I can't send slingshots home to my boys because they're weapons, but the switch blades are OK, if I send them registered mail. Cash only Please. | |
| 3386. the "Vote for Pedro" bus | |
| 3385. I love Bagram because even my boss has accepted that it doesn't matter when I go into work. | |
| 3384. ILB because the extremely loud loudspeakers startle you more than the "controlled det" would. | |
| 3383. because half the time every main course meal option in Koehle only has the "red choice" food card option. | |
| 3382. I love Bagram, because everything is an issue! | |
| 3381. Because I think the laundry guys used my clothes to clean up a crime scene... | |
| 3380. the olives don't have any pimentos | |
| 3379. ILB because hard drives are hoared out more than the hookers in Vegas | |
| 3378. ILB because Freedom Radio just compared Manas to San Diego. False. | |
| 3377. because the tree on Disney took a direct hit and survived, but couldn't be spared by the "big Dig" $100 says we still flood this winter | |
| 3376. Because only here will you hear a ground attack followed by loud music coming from the MWR in the same night | |
| 3375. Because at 15mph, I still get road rage! | |
| 3374. ILB because the shower at Infantry Village has a brand new "pull" handle on the "push" side of the door. | |
| 3373. ILB because even on my day off from 14 hour days I still end up at work because its the most fun thing to do | |
| 3372. ILB because its safe to pick up hitch hikers toting weapons. | |
| 3371. Why not dump a million dollars of water on six dollars worth of crap on fire? | |
| 3370. The best part of our exit strategy? Build more stuff for archeologists of the future to comb through. | |
| 3369. ILLB because of the huge, daily Toga party at ECP 1. | |
| 3368. Cause my company says we have to travel in pairs due to the high amount of sexual assaults... So we are good until the rapist develop a buddy system. | |
| 3367. Because they cook the hamburgers to tender, juicy, succulent perfection....and then leave them on the grill for another 45 minutes. | |
| 3366. ILB because while sitting in the bunker during the IDF impact siren someone mentioned how they never get published on here. Soldiers have important priorities. | |
| 3365. Because "amazingsixpackabs" has more graffiti in the shitters than Chuck Norris does | |
| 3364. ILB because my fleshlight has the same instructions as my shredder; oil prior to use and every 10 minutes during use. | |
| 3363. ILBB I just saw a local fueler in a t-shirt that said "We'll keep pumping as long as you keep coming" at Grady DFAC. | |
| 3362. ILB because every fat chick that dyes her hair red thinks she is the new #236. | |
| 3361. @3360, that's because all the condoms are sold out. | |
| 3360. Because all the medicine was fully stocked at the PX but there was only one pregnancy test left. | |
| 3359. ILB because it isn't a ten month hangover, it's a 12 month walk of shame. | |
| 3358. Because the photos from the new Mars rover could've been taken from outside the wire. | |
| 3357. ILBB because if staring at dudes was an olympic event, the LNs would win gold | |
| 3356. ILB because google keeps thinking I speak pashto. | |
| 3355. ILB because the new grey water truck are the old black water truck...and I don't care. | |
| 3354. because according to the screen-saver propaganda all animals have rabies and facebook will kill a small girls father / sink ships simultaneously | |
| 3353. I Love Bagram because the DFAC had better food when the border to Pakistan was closed. |
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