| 3639. because unsweetened ice tea is "high performance food" | |
| 3638. Anyone else have an office pool the bridge will sink? | |
| 3637. Because I saw Santa and Mrs Claus wearing IBA at the Grady last night | |
| 3636. ILB because the Big Voice is always undermining it's own purpose by constantly crying wolf. | |
| 3635. ILB because I thought the full IBA on Christmas was the worst thing that would happen to me all day, until I went to lunch at the SH chow hall and was forced to watch people salsa dancing while I ate. | |
| 3634. Because of all the guilt trip emails that you are consuming too much power by using a space heater in your room so that you don't freeze to death in your sleep... | |
| 3633. ILB because Coast Guardsmen are like unicorns around here! | |
| 3632. ILB only at Bagram can you put a fire pit/ring on top of a trailer | |
| 3631. ILB because the internet servers make you get very "creative" to find porn that's viewable.... | |
| 3630. ILB because when we get rocketed during the Bieber concert, he'll have more 'street cred' than 50 Cent. | |
| 3629. Because it is as windy as planet LV426 | |
| 3628. Bagram is the military's greatest mindgame. Being at Bagram actually makes people want to go to the smaller FOBs and COPs. Brilliant. | |
| 3627. because theres actually some jack wagon selling a half gallon of Jim Beam on Nakslist | |
| 3626. ILB Because the crab legs served last night were last January's catch. | |
| 3625. Because the Customs MP's speak English again... | |
| 3624. Because they keep putting a slotted spoon in the chocolate sauce at the DFAC. | |
| 3623. ILB because the multi-million dollar storm drains are the driest place on base. | |
| 3622. ILB because of the rockin' Hindi tunes on my morning bus ride. | |
| 3621. ILB because it smells more like dirt after it rains! | |
| 3620. ILB because when I get billiting housing someone is already in my bed! | |
| 3619. When I implement a policy that irritates people enough to put it on ILB. | |
| 3618. Because someone thinks that a stupid sign will stop me from plugging up the urinals. | |
| 3617. ILB because the cheese dip in the PX expired in JUNE and the clerk said that was okay, they got an EXTENSION! | |
| 3616. because of all the Air Force guys that have embraced the child toucher 'stache. | |
| 3615. I love BAF because uniformed soldiers can eat thirty minutes earlier than all the contractors at lunch. Oh, wait a minute. Nevermind. So much for the one perk the joes had here. | |
| 3614. ILB because PT tests are important. | |
| 3613. ILB - because the new parking lot at the PX doesn't drain correctly, which was the same reason they repaved it last time. | |
| 3612. Bagram, were every sock is a happy sock | |
| 3611. ILB because I got a ticket for running with head phones in and as he is writing the ticket 3 more people run by with head phones in | |
| 3610. because even after 3 years, people still can't spell the contractor name FLOUR correctly. | |
| 3609. because I find myself speaking broken English when talking to Afghans. | |
| 3608. because for some reason, every care package from home has Wet Wipes. | |
| 3607. ILB because it makes the Victory Base Complex look like Bali | |
| 3606. Even the chicks....want chicks | |
| 3605. Freestyle backstabbing is a sport designed to keep us on our toes | |
| 3604. ILB b/c of the guys in the showers that thinks its okay to pull a "Captain Morgan" stance to dry off. | |
| 3603. Because they put transient tents next to three gyms so you can't get any sleep at night. | |
| 3602. ILB because "the server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later." | |
| 3601. ILB because it's an exciting day when foot powder comes in at the PX. | |
| 3600. ILB Because it saved my liver, but is killing my lungs | |
| 3599. ILB because comments like 3588 somehow make the ILB list...WTF!? | |
| 3598. ILB because I don't need a newspaper since I can read the walls while taking a dump | |
| 3597. Because I get paid for 6 months of rehab about as much as Lindsey Lohan pays for a week of it. | |
| 3596. Because I get to watch the dead cat by my bus stop decompose. 42 days and counting now! | |
| 3595. The sign outside my compound restrooms "No smoking", immediately followed inside by "Please don't throw your cigarette buts in our toilets, we don't shit in your ashtrays". | |
| 3594. I love BAF because I eat more grilled cheese sandwhiches than a prisoner. | |
| 3593. You can see all of the Mr T. starter kits walking up and down Disney BLVD. | |
| 3592. Because only here can you see two buses, going in opposite directions, both going "South" | |
| 3591. only place where a 5k is a 2 miler due to "Force Protection" | |
| 3590. because I saw a convoy of MRAPs with 'Student Driver' placards hanging on the front | |
| 3589. ILB because the pilgrims in the Dragon DFAC are eating applejacks and fanta. | |
| 3588. b/c if there were a bar in Bagram, a horse would walk into it and the bartender would say..."Hey, why the long face"? | |
| 3587. because I just watched the gray water truck get hooked up to the potable water line at the DFAC. | |
| 3586. Because watching the variety of vehicles come and go from the impound lot is a basewide sport. | |
| 3585. because the R.O.T.W went from weekly, to monthly, to yea... aw fuck it... | |
| 3584. Because in the month of Novemeber, everyone thinks its cool to grow a 1970's snatch a kid off the playground mustache. | |
| 3583. Skateboarders have arrived, yep. Saw it today on Disney Drive. | |
| 3582. Because 3577 cost me three hour's productivity at work trying to find the Koehle Pizza guy on facebook so I could like him. | |
| 3581. ILB because this is how a typical interview with Flour goes: "So you want to work for Flour? Why should we hire you?" "Because I barely speak any English, I will spend 10-12 hours of the day mailing shit at the post office, taking smoke breaks, and shopping at the BX. I will not smile or go the extra mile in any aspect, I will however wear the lanyard you give me.." "Your hired, you start tomorrow." | |
| 3580. The Look of Death a DFAC Worker gave to a Contractor who dropped a bunch of cups on the floor and just walked away! | |
| 3579. ILB because the air taste like cancer. | |
| 3578. Because the Air Force has ROE's for their laundry room, I didnt know laundry rooms needed rules of engagement | |
| 3577. ILB because the Koehle pizza guy has more facebook likes than I do, and is more interesting. | |
| 3576. because of the supply guys in the DFAC talking about how they are just like ancient samurai warriors. | |
| 3575. because the Laundry Facility LN told me my dirty laundry smells good. | |
| 3574. ILB because i imagine this is what the world will look like after the zombie apocolypse | |
| 3573. where else can a contractor go from a 2X to a 4X in 6 months? | |
| 3572. because the 1SGT says "there's a BIG problem with people leaving TVs on in the dayrooms" | |
| 3571. That awkward moment...when you turn the corner from the main line at the Dragon...and realize there was something "better" on the salad bar | |
| 3570. I love Bagram because the guy who details the inside of my truck has gold fronts. | |
| 3569. ILB because now even the band can tell war stories... | |
| 3568. been here so long the laundry guys know you last 4 | |
| 3567. Because the only text messages I get are from Roshan, and I cant even text back. FML | |
| 3566. ILB because of how all the civilian females here try to look like Laura Croft. | |
| 3565. Because I finally get to see a plane sit on its ass and not the pilots! Nice job World Airways MD-11 crew! | |
| 3564. you can see a World Cargo flight act like it's taking off all day long...nice job guys! | |
| 3563. ILB because I thought the glory hole was a myth until I saw it... Complete with instructions. | |
| 3562. its the only place, where people use your office as bunker | |
| 3561. Because I told my grandma about this site so she could get a feel for how life is here. | |
| 3560. Because their hasn't been a 236 reference in a while | |
| 3559. ILB because i have stock in No Parking Signs and T-Walls | |
| 3558. because there is a reason the clinics stock more Valtrex than Motrin | |
| 3557. Because my colon is now bipolar. | |
| 3556. I would recommend making a “Missed Connections” portion for ILB.com, but it would just be 73 entries of “Girl who was running on Disney Monday morning in the tight green shorts.” | |
| 3555. YES! Finally, there's a parking spot, Oh, another damn gator... | |
| 3554. Because this place is the PERFECT living country song...I gained a new girlfriend, used house, dog and beatup truck..all while at Bagram... and in under a year ILB | |
| 3553. ILB because starving seems like a safer alternative than the food | |
| 3552. ILB because when you call 911 the cast of the Jersey Shore shows up | |
| 3551. ILB because it is the only place in the world you can hear the big voice say "incoming IDF.. don your reflective belt" | |
| 3550. Because this place is the PERFECT living country song...I have lost my wife, house, dog and my truck..all while at Bagram... and in under a year ILB | |
| 3549. @3545. Are you going as the fat redneck or the ghetto thug version of a Fluor employee? Hope you have a lanyard. | |
| 3548. ILB because on Disney I saw a horse, a roman citizen in a toga, a catwoman, a pirate, and Ozzy in drag... then I relized with the last one she wasn't in costume. | |
| 3547. The invasion has begun! I saw an Imperial Stormtrooper driving a contractor truck. I new they were minions of the dark side in disguise! I guess that really was Luke Skywalker posing as a garbage collector after all... | |
| 3546. ILB because we can land unmanned aircraft but a 5k ends up a mile short | |
| 3545. b/c I'm going as a 'Contractor' for Halloween. | |
| 3544. ILB because someone thought it a great idea to have a haunted house where the patrons are carrying loaded weapons. Yea, nothing could possibly go wrong there. . . | |
| 3543. ILB because I saw an Imperial Stormtrooper, the Easter Bunny and two Disney Princesses on Disney. I'm earning my combat pay, I swear! | |
| 3542. ILB but I hate # 3537 because that douchebag is getting something other than his hand | |
| 3541. ILB because i told a contractor i was "living the dream" now he is trying to sell me a tshirt with that logo on it. | |
| 3540. Because if it got stuck in this place, Honeybadger WOULD care. |
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