| 2768. I love Bagram becuase I've never been this damn cold in my life! | |
| 2767. I love Bagram because of the idiots in the self service food line who just has to get the "right" amount of food while we are all waiting, like that extra 1/8 spoon of beans just made your meal, otherwise it would have sucked. | |
| 2766. Re: "2736. Because theres videos of a bangbus driving down Disney. Google it." I did and could not find it. The link (if it exists) to such a brilliant piece of cinema must be shared with the world! | |
| 2765. Because I deployed to Bagram and my sister went to college in Baltimore... which one of us gets the Combat Patch? | |
| 2764. ILB because the woman here expect you to lower your standards just because you're on Bagram. Yeah right.....jus saying!! | |
| 2763. Because within 15 seconds of meeting a Haji, you qualify as a best friend and get offered "discounts" that no one else has. "Only for you, my friend, just you" | |
| 2762. because the PAX terminal has the friendliest, most helpful people I have ever met! Thank you for telling me my plane was 'inbound' for 10 f***king hours when you knew darn well the PAX was shut down to weather. You are an ugly old hag in that A.F. uniform | |
| 2761. Because as a contractor I am always entertained at the fact that soldiers are baffled when I say I was in the military. No jack ass, in college I majored in Armyology to get the job that requires a clearance, specific MOS skills and familiarity with military operations. | |
| 2760. someone needs to let the new army rotation know about ILB so i can read new reasons. i've almost got the whole list memorized. | |
| 2759. It has a lower homicide rate than Detroit and Flint MI. | |
| 2758. Because my outprocessing checklist only has two open slots and one of them will be filled TOMORROW!!! | |
| 2757. ILB 'cause our mountains remind us that God can give a cesspool a beautiful edge. | |
| 2756. because of the guy who decides to inventory his laundry when there is a line a half a mile long. | |
| 2755. Because there have been multiple spottings of a little soldier as tall as her weapon....the elusive pygmy soldier. | |
| 2754. Because when a pump caught fire we initially used it for warmth. | |
| 2753. @2745- Its سوراخ گه in Dari | |
| 2752. Because the "Reason of the week" should be called the "reason of two months" here soon....(ILB) | |
| 2751. Watching the guy who was sitting in front of the space available list in the PAX Reading a book get pissed off every time someone leaned over him to read the list. | |
| 2750. because the army corp of engineers are really all pretend gineers. | |
| 2749. Because every friday night I offer to take out a female to a seafood and steak dinner....but I'am always rejected. | |
| 2748. because i sat and watched 2 LN's use a water buffalo as a shower while having a tickle match and realized that i had sat there watching 2 half naked LN's have a tickle match while showering. | |
| 2747. Getting to watch a Hajii bitch slap session | |
| 2746. AAFES - Another American fucked every second | |
| 2745. How do you say 'shithole' in Dari? | |
| 2744. Because you can type bagram with only one hand on the keyboard... except for the m. Damn you Bagram!!!!! | |
| 2743. Because we are having less power outages then Candlestick park during MNF!! | |
| 2742. ummm... ive been here too long, Ellen is a Bagram 6. FML | |
| 2741. Because the sign over the lobster that says "May contain seafood," implying that it also may NOT contain sea food. | |
| 2740. Because I'm not there!!!! | |
| 2739. ILB because i accidentally opened a unlocked LN porter shitter and actually witnessed a LN squatting to drop a duece. It then made me curious if i could do it and my legs fell asleep half way through and i fell into the urinal. FML. | |
| 2738. Skittles at the Beauty Salon | |
| 2737. Because for a small fortune I can get internet that works every time......40 percent of the time. | |
| 2736. Because theres videos of a bangbus driving down Disney. Google it | |
| 2735. Because it takes 15 hrs to download a 30 min tv show....and it's worth it. | |
| 2734. Because of the music coming from the ANA LSA sound like a goat raping a local national | |
| 2733. Because I got briefed by Cheif Monopoly Guy to relocate my Humvee during changeover so the sh!t truck could get by.... I'm less important than a LN! | |
| 2732. Because the CAC office told me it'd be a 45 minute wait even though there were 3 of them and only 2 customers. When I finally got in they were all watching the Matrix... | |
| 2731. ILB because the SOP is up to interpretation by whoever is senior in charge that day | |
| 2730. The threat of TBI from snow falling from the trees is now a reality. | |
| 2729. ILB because the snow covers the rocks | |
| 2728. ILB because apparently the Army has sent all their lesbian Soldiers to this FOB. | |
| 2727. ILB because the poop truck reminds me that being regular is possible! | |
| 2726. because the middle-aged contractor using the MWR wireless next to me just motor-boated his Bagram 4 wife over Skype | |
| 2725. Because after only 2 weeks here my tapeworm moved out and mailed itself back conus. | |
| 2724. because anatomically correct snowmen are common here. | |
| 2723. ILB because now I fully understand the phrase "when hell freezes over" | |
| 2722. Don't eat the blue snow!!!!! | |
| 2721. The only time I wore my ACH was to drive a gator to the post office. | |
| 2720. Because working in an army staff job, is just like working at Kinko's....... With last years Special Olympics bronze medalists. | |
| 2719. For getting hazardous duty pay while shoveling snow on the flightline. | |
| 2718. Because I just saw two soldiers being pulled on a sled behind a landcruiser screaming, "I love Bagram!". | |
| 2717. Because I love that feeling of getting out of bed and stepping into all that water my roommate's shoes brought in from the night before. | |
| 2716. Cause if you could dodge a car in the snow going down Disney...then you dodge a ball. | |
| 2715. I met a smart, strong willed, beautiful girl from Kyrgyzstan | |
| 2714. because as soon as I left my online shopping problem seized. | |
| 2713. I have a way to really love BAF. On my last 2 days of R&R I'm going to Newark, NJ just to wander around and see the sights. BAF will be a glittering metropolis when I get back!!! | |
| 2712. I've got a cold and a stuffy nose, so the stink in the latrines doesn't bother me anymore, but I can still smell a LN from five feet away. That's scientific proof that Afghans smell worse than shit. | |
| 2711. Because some people (especially one's with small feet) have to get IDF'd so they can brag and say they spent time with a girl in a bunker. | |
| 2710. because some douche bag actually took the time to find a high speed dust mask and put a kickass paint job on it then sport it around disney like hes really cool | |
| 2709. because for xmas we were going to give the female gate guard at our entrance a rape whistle. . .with no ball inside | |
| 2708. Because the Nativity Scene Angel in the Yelner DFAC was stacked. | |
| 2707. Because the DFAC Safety Monitor makes me feel safe in the DFAC. | |
| 2706. Riding the bus around base perimeter for something to do | |
| 2705. With all of the Indians here, who is running the 7-11's? | |
| 2704. Crybabies... Come to Leatherneck and see what you like about this lovely place. You guys have fast food and massages. Ya'll got it made | |
| 2703. The tall hot civillian chick (you know who you are) who works at the FW PAX terminal... I swear if I'm stuck there for more than 24hrs I'm gonna ask her to marry me!!! | |
| 2702. Because I can watch movies all day long and call it work. | |
| 2701. ANA Soldier of the week...like winning a gold medal in the special olympics | |
| 2700. because my New Years resolution is to find a female who doesn't expend all her energy during sex trying to blow that annoying whistle in my ear! | |
| 2699. Where else can your dumb friends got to a bizarre and hand Haji John $2300 cash (American) for a "black diamond" only to get it appraised in the states for $600 | |
| 2698. to 1930...If I look into your eyes and tell you what I make...You'll only date me for my money..... | |
| 2697. @2694 where is the snow!!! i want to build a snowman!!!FML | |
| 2696. Because where else can you see a sign saying “Don’t feed the local nationals over the fence” | |
| 2695. because 2694 is the only one that has seen snow this year | |
| 2694. Because I love taking a hot shower and walking 15 feet in the snow to my B Hut. | |
| 2693. because I just found free shower shoes behind a B-hut!!! | |
| 2692. because they seriously expect the DFAC hajis to enforce the two drink maximum when I'm the one with the assault rifle??? | |
| 2691. because Haji just stole my shower shoes from behind the B-Hut. | |
| 2690. Because apparently the interior designer for the R&R tents studied at the University of the Holocaust. | |
| 2689. @2630 You named the 7 wonders of bagram | |
| 2688. Because you can get free meals at Aviation DFAC - they don't check LOAs | |
| 2687. Because of the Subway guy wearing a Popeyes hat | |
| 2686. Because I would actually donate money to this site, but my comments are never posted. | |
| 2685. because only on BAF will you see a green Santa Claus and 3 penguins in the DFAC. | |
| 2684. ILB because it is so easy to stalk women here. I know where they all eat, work, and live. To top it off most of them have their names posted right on their uniform!! Too easy. | |
| 2683. Reading this site’s post makes me appreciate the occasional VBIED in Kabul. | |
| 2682. Thanks to the NJ Army National Guard, the Afghan locals that work on base fist pump on que. | |
| 2681. ILB because Snooki took a break from her MTV career to work in the tool room for the New Jersey Air National Guard. | |
| 2680. Because the af people got me smoking spice | |
| 2679. because the salmon tastes like tuna and looks like pork chops | |
| 2678. Army E-9's that verbally change uniform policy with their mood. | |
| 2677. In a effort to make the trash and debris scattered throughout BAF less noticeable the DOD just deployed the New Jersey Air National Guard to BAF | |
| 2676. Because the soldier whose only job this deployment was delivering the newspaper to the DFAC just received a Bronze Star. | |
| 2675. Because of proof that we're winning...a local national Cordova worker just asked me "what up my bitches?" as he walked by in his high-water red pajamas. | |
| 2674. Because I have seen almost no bugs at all. I think even they know that this place sucks. | |
| 2673. Because I saw a haji wearing a T-shirt that read, "corporate pizza sucks!". Way to stick it to the man! | |
| 2672. When its windy outside, the Chow Hall guys wear trashbags for jackets. | |
| 2671. Because I didn't realize there were private showers on BAF. Sorry BlackJack shower guy, I could see how disgusted you were when you kindly moved your stuff to share 1/16 if the bench and 1 of the 8 clothes hooks with me. I've made PCS moves with less stuff than you bring to the shower... | |
| 2670. AAFES = Another Agency Fucking Every Servicemember | |
| 2669. Because the Main PX has an "Adult Reading Material" censor on the magazine rack, yet the only people that I've seen under 18 are outside the wire flipping me off as I drive by. |
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