| 3839. ILB b/c the DFAC police PEACOCK around when i try to grab more than one drink packet but yet they will come home with a bag full | |
| 3838. ILB because the Egyptians have a choice of footwear: New Balance, loafers, or bitch-boots - all for the same uniform. | |
| 3837. ILB because I really want to know what that chick on eternal DFAC duty did to get demoted to E-1 | |
| 3836. ILB because the Army standards enforcers are always the NCO's who can't meet the standard! | |
| 3835. ILB because the DFAC police are more entertaining than the TV blasting AFN | |
| 3834. ILB because the air force hospital just had a pa announcement "the comedy and magic show will begin in the conference room in 10 mins." Chair force, sorry the war going on outside kept the balloon animal guy from making it on the schedule. | |
| 3833. ILB because I'm at Captain's Career Course and am so bored that I've fallen in love with ILB again... | |
| 3832. ILB Because I think the editor published 3827's comment just for all the other shops to clown | |
| 3831. because the PAX terminal treats the outbound flight schedule like nuclear launch codes over the phone, but you can still walk in the door with no security and read the times off the wall... USAF at it's finest. | |
| 3830. Because there needs to be some sort of PSA to the women on BAF - "YOU are not special, that natural resource between your legs is in short supply, hence all the extra attention you get here." | |
| 3829. ILB "because your not getting sidearms...but you can carry airsoft pistols. Their exactly the same" | |
| 3828. ILB because when I'm walking down the street and salute LTC DH, he stops me for not saying ALL THE WAY “like you mean it”. | |
| 3827. ILBB are shop is having a compaction on how many times we can get published on ILB and I am in the lead. Opp, did I just score another point!?!?!?!?!? | |
| 3826. ILB because if Sniperhill was a superhero, they would be Acquaman....useless | |
| 3825. Because we have Chow Hall Enforcers who make sure you don't have sunglasses on your head. | |
| 3824. ILBB I overheard a PFC ask a Polish Soldier if they just called Polish Sausage, Sausage in Poland. | |
| 3823. ILBB even the gay guy in our unit started grading females on the Bagram Curve. | |
| 3822. ....because harder than starting a roll of toilet paper is getting published on ILB | |
| 3821. ILB becuase when I smoke the air is cleaner through the filter on my ciggarette. | |
| 3820. I love bagram because I can sing 100 bottles of piss in the trash, 100 bottles of piss, take one out, pass it about,99 bottles of piss in the trash | |
| 3819. ILB Because I got 20 doxy in my pocket.... | |
| 3818. ILB because the hardest part of this deployment is starting a new roll of toilet paper. | |
| 3817. ILB because I witnessed a Soldier address his new PVT as "SNIPERHILL" due to all of the excuses he makes for poor performance. | |
| 3816. ...because during the last IDF I heard two Army guys arguing about which night SALSA dancing was. | |
| 3815. b/c the bald guy in front of me at the px bought 3 bottles of shampoo... | |
| 3814. ILB because some jackass decides he needs a car alarm next to an airport where the ground shakes non-stop. | |
| 3813. ILB because not even 10 mins after a Porto John is cleaned.. There's enough sh*t in it to fertilize a corn field. | |
| 3812. ILB because of the Asian guy in Sub-zero/Bane blue neoprene dust mask walking down Disney | |
| 3811. Because it's not North Korea. | |
| 3810. ILB because it lets people in the reserves earn more than just a car payment. | |
| 3809. Guessing the sex of he-she's in Dragon DFAC | |
| 3808. ...........BATMAN .!!! | |
| 3807. Because the moths on the brownies at Greenbean in their display aren't a poor attempt at being fancy. | |
| 3806. I love bagram because even the birds are suicidal. | |
| 3805. life lesson. never trade stocks on a sniperhill connection. | |
| 3804. ILB becuase someone has enough time during their deployment to run this website. | |
| 3803. Because i saw i guy with his magazine duct taped into his M-9. | |
| 3802. ILB because Nyquil is considered a beverage here. | |
| 3801. ILB- Maybe Sniper Hill should just contact us when the network is working instead of when the network is or has been down. | |
| 3800. Because #3794 wouldn't have the free time to post if she were anything more then a real world 3 | |
| 3799. dear idiot with hot rod flames on your m16 magazine - you are an idiot. | |
| 3798. ilb b/c i let 3795 keep those photos b/c i thought it was a guy | |
| 3797. ILB because I actually got mad over spilling a Non-Alcoholic beer | |
| 3796. ILBB from the shaking the guy next door in my B-Hut apparently masturbates "Gagnam Style." | |
| 3795. ILB because customs let me keep my copies of naked photos of 3788's wife | |
| 3794. because I'm a real world 10 and my boyfriend is probably cheating on me with a -2 | |
| 3793. @ #3784, the Customs LTC says if you wanna come back and say that to him, he'd be more than happy to mediate your gooch with his boot... | |
| 3792. b/c I think i bought naked pictures of #3788s wife from #3789 | |
| 3791. ILB because #3788 seems to be a latrine voyer | |
| 3790. ILB because the hardest part of my day is getting the lid on my green bean coffee. | |
| 3789. ILB because i spend more time communicating with #3788 wife than he does! | |
| 3788. ILB because I get Sniper Hill outage emails far more frequently than emails from my wife. | |
| 3787. Because incoming and take shelter = stand outside the bunkers and smoke until all-clear | |
| 3786. ILB because Customs gives out free premium cigars confiscated from people who cannot read! | |
| 3785. ILB because it's the only place where you see people paying too much to eat pizza every day rather than eating the DFAC swill for free. | |
| 3784. ILB because Customs took my cigars even though they came here from the states...retards... | |
| 3783. Telling my wife its not worth 90 bucks for crappy sniper hill service is the perfect cover for getting away from listening to her complain about everything that doesnt matter. | |
| 3782. ILB....said no one today and meant it. | |
| 3781. ilb because sleeping in the transient tents is like a strip club only no one gets paid... and smells like the sewer | |
| 3780. ILB because #3778 actually thinks that #236 exists in random shitters which she flew to on her unicorn. | |
| 3779. Lightning strikes caused fires last night at BAF. This proves that even God hates Bagram! | |
| 3778. Saw "#236 was here" on a shitter in gardez, I guess she FOB hops.... | |
| 3777. ILB because the next time that dude in PT gear asks me to take a survey, I'm gonna kick his ass | |
| 3776. ILB because someone asked the F-16's to come back, apparently there wasn't enough noise to keep them awake. | |
| 3775. ILB because the North Exchange has and overstock of condoms and Polydent, but not one tube of toothpaste. | |
| 3774. ILB because it is the only place you offend some one by asking them not to crap on the toilet seats. | |
| 3773. b/c i feel like im on fear factor everytime i go into the dfac | |
| 3772. because holding hands with fat chicks on Disney is allowed | |
| 3771. Because getting posted on ILB is much like impact awards, there are no set criteria, some who disserve an award get denied and people get them for some of the dumbest reasons. | |
| 3770. ILB because our replacement unit showed up with their rifles 3 round burst mechanically disabled! | |
| 3769. HaHa! I know the guy who misspelled "raisins" and he is hilariously irate. | |
| 3768. 3764, who the fuck misspells "raisins"? | |
| 3767. because even the females have awesome mustaches | |
| 3766. because I heard an Air Force person bitching because she didn't get her day off this week. War is hell. | |
| 3765. because I'll be first in line to buy the "Girls of FLUOR" calendars when they come out. | |
| 3764. Because the Warrior DFAC has raisens as an ice cream topping...Who the fuck puts raisens on ice cream? | |
| 3763. ILB because you can trash a Toyota Landcruiser in 2 months and go get another no questions asked...cough 13 trillion in debt cough | |
| 3762. cuz my bad ass john deere gator painted to look like an A-10 isn't authorized on the roads, but nationals semi's decorated by 4 year olds with crayons are. | |
| 3761. because even the folks doing CrossFit in the gym are annoyed by the folks doing CrossFit in the gym | |
| 3760. Because we get to have a meeting before the meeting before the meeting. | |
| 3759. ILB because there is someone selling a donkey kong arcade console on nakslist | |
| 3758. Because my Chief had to get a picture of him in his IBA so he could show his wife how "dangerous" his job is. | |
| 3757. ILB because I have gotten more massages in a war zone than I have back in the states. | |
| 3756. because when I leave Bagram, I'll need to blow goats at a nickel a herd to get my self respect back... | |
| 3755. Probability of being hit by an IDF 10%. Probability you will get run over by a moving vehicle is 90%. | |
| 3754. Because I overheard an Army guy tell another Army guy "You'll love the Cornish Hens, they taste better than chicken." | |
| 3753. ILB because black mold is a form of interior decoration. | |
| 3752. ILB b/c a SGM wanted to start an investigation over the soap box derby final. | |
| 3751. ILB because it's easier to get a STD than it is to get a flight schedule from the PAX terminal. | |
| 3750. ILB because by the time you're done peeling the hard boiled eggs you're only left with the yolk. | |
| 3749. ILB because when I got hit on in the check-out line at the BX the TSN introduced himself as, "Ramen. Like the noodles." | |
| 3748. ILB, because I live in a wooden shed I would'nt keep my motorcycle in at home | |
| 3747. ILB cause the Air Force hasn't found our pool yet... | |
| 3746. ILB...because this is the only Air Force deployment I've been on where there is no Swimming Pool. | |
| 3745. ILB because I heard O'Douls was going to sponsor the blimp. | |
| 3744. ILB cause you have a better chance getting a ride while hitch hiking in South Chicago than Bagram. | |
| 3743. ILB because they actually had to put up 'No Passing' signs along Disney. | |
| 3742. Because the job im doing im told by my leadership is so important yet the people that are getting in trouble have to do my job as extra duty!! FML | |
| 3741. Because letting it slip that you have access to private showers is the BAF version of driving an Italian sports car and buying rounds of Champagne in a night club. | |
| 3740. ILB because you get 10% disability for just coming here |
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