The unicorn has spoken: an email from #236
Hello ILB staff!
I never really thought about emailing you before, I kind of enjoyed my 3 months of fame while on BAF. The real #236 does exist, sadly she (I) has just entered demob in the states. So, the reality that "she" will remain a mythical figment of your wildest dreams is a sad truth. Yes, she does have a FB page btw. Do with this email what you will, if you, the wonderful staff at ILB.com wants to take this further you have my email address.
For the record, I am not as angry as I sound. I really have enjoyed hearing constant conversations about myself literally everywhere on post. I am totally fine with my status as a 4 ;) but the fact remains that there are thousands of service members, contractors, and civilians hunkering down in their flea and mite infested, gizz stained bunks with their newly purchased fleshlight or b.o.b. and blasting their favorite tunes through their Dr. Dre beats while fantasizing about #236 and her... Ahem... hardwood floors and carpet runner, wishing they actually did have her prized panties. And I am fine with that!
In short eat your hearts out Bagram! I never would have thought my little rant would elicit such a response. Keep living the dream!
Sincerely,
The Real #236
SPC **** *******
2/34 IBCT Redbulls
Write a response to 236...
I never really thought about emailing you before, I kind of enjoyed my 3 months of fame while on BAF. The real #236 does exist, sadly she (I) has just entered demob in the states. So, the reality that "she" will remain a mythical figment of your wildest dreams is a sad truth. Yes, she does have a FB page btw. Do with this email what you will, if you, the wonderful staff at ILB.com wants to take this further you have my email address.
For the record, I am not as angry as I sound. I really have enjoyed hearing constant conversations about myself literally everywhere on post. I am totally fine with my status as a 4 ;) but the fact remains that there are thousands of service members, contractors, and civilians hunkering down in their flea and mite infested, gizz stained bunks with their newly purchased fleshlight or b.o.b. and blasting their favorite tunes through their Dr. Dre beats while fantasizing about #236 and her... Ahem... hardwood floors and carpet runner, wishing they actually did have her prized panties. And I am fine with that!
In short eat your hearts out Bagram! I never would have thought my little rant would elicit such a response. Keep living the dream!
Sincerely,
The Real #236
SPC **** *******
2/34 IBCT Redbulls
Write a response to 236...
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